January 2012
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note to self
Avoid taking the shortcut through McPherson Square Park after work. That way you don’t have to have rats running by your feet when the Occupy DC protesters are attempting to clear them out.
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Oh,
so it’s called Downton Abbey and is about some family and their servants living in WW1 era England.
I thought it was called downtown Abbey and was about the modern-day misadventures of a group of twenty-somethings living in the city of Abbey.
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Anonymous asked: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a (snort, snort, snort) magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope someone got fire for that blunder.
Anonymous asked: "You watched it, you can't unwatch it". What If the Professor, created an "Unwatching Machine"?
Anonymous asked: As a robot living among humans, I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches. So what I've always secretly wondered, what if I were 500-ft tall?
December 2011
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November 2011
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Corn Chip Nail Tips
October 2011
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Jack: Um, Lemon. I heard a rumor that you went out with one of the consultants last night.
Lemon: Well, I had no choice. I had to give him a little taste of the Lemon, my friend. And it was not sour. Not sour.
Jack: It's interesting you put it that way, because your writers' room is now the headquarters for Telemundo's coverage of World Cup soccer qualifying.
Lemon: What the what?! Brad and I had a deal. I gave him top-front!
Jack: Top-front? Good lord, Lemon, that's your worst quadrant.
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September 2011
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Done!
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Never underestimate the benefits of a good BM.
August 2011
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Anonymous asked: who are you
July 2011
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Social Networking Overload
I just discovered that I can go directly to my Google+ page just by clicking on my name in the upper left hand corner of my Gmail page. That’s so much better than waiting for the notification when I get added to someone’s circle as being the only means of accessing my profile. G+ is obviously too intuitive for my old ass.
June 2011
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